Doesn’t Believe In Skirting Around The Issue

(I am at a sci/fi fantasy convention, walking around the dealer room, when I

overhear this interaction.)

Woman: “People need to realize that celebrities are regular people. They put their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.”

Man: *in a kilt, passing by* “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I haven’t put pants on in years.”