Customer Time Vs. Normal Time
(We close at 10 PM. 10 minutes to closing, I am near the entrance folding clothes when a middle-aged customer walks up.)
Customer: “What time y’all close?”
Me: “We close at 10:00.”
Customer: *looks at the clock, which says 9:50 pm* “Oh, good! That means I have a half hour!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
