Customer Service With Zeal
Customer: “Oh, I just love your accent! Are you British?”
Me: “No, ma’am. I’m a New Zealander.”
Customer: “Are you Aussie?”
Me: “No, I’m a New Zealander.”
Customer: “Is that part of Australia?”
Me: “No. We are part of the commonwealth, though.”
Customer: “New Ziland?”
Me: “New Zealand.”
Customer: “True New Zealanders say New Ziland.”
Me: “I am from New Zealand.”
Customer: “Prove it!”
Me: “Would you like some ice-cream from the chilly bin to enjoy at your bach with the whanau? It’s a tropical five degrees outside, miss.”
Customer: “That wasn’t kiwi; that was gibberish!”
Me: “Actually, most kiwis would understand that, ma’am.”
Customer: “No way! Prove you’re a New Zealander!”
Me: *out of desperation* “Sweet! I’m beached as, bro!”
Customer: “I believe you now!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
