(I’m working in the shoe department of a popular retail store when my manager comes running towards me.)
Manager: “[My Name], did you see a naked guy run through this department a second ago?!
Me: “Uh… no?”
Manager: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yes! I think I’d remember that!”
(He ran off down the aisle and I didn’t hear from him for the rest of the night. I heard from a coworker later on that the man in question had run out of the store, through the parking lot, and into a waiting car wearing nothing but socks and sneakers.)