Conceiving A Decent Excuse
(My husband and I are trying to conceive. This morning, my waking temperature indicates that I am likely to be ovulating. We are both in the mood, so we decide to take advantage of the opportunity immediately. Afterwards, we head to work later than usual.)
Me: “If anybody complains, we can tell them we had an urgent family situation.”
Husband: “…”
Me: “We were trying to add more family members.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?