Customer: “I’m Easy!” Narrator: “They were not easy.”
Customer: “And a milkshake, please.”
Me: “All right, which one would you like?”
Customer: “Oh, just whatever, I’m easy.”
Me: *Thinking.* “If you were easy, you’d just tell me what the f*** you want.”
Me: “I have lots of options, I have deluxe ones with whipped cream and caramel or just a small strawberry or—”
Customer: “Whatever you like best, I don’t care, I’m easy.”
Me: “Alrighty, that will be €5.”
Customer: “What!? Why is it that much?! I usually pay about €2!”
Me: “Our small milkshakes are €2; is that what you want?”
Customer: “Sure.”
Me: “What flavour?”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t care. You decide; I’m not difficult.”
Me: *Screaming internally.* “YOU ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT MOTHER-F***ER THAT’S BEEN HERE ALL DAY! THIS CONVERSATION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOREVER!”
Me: “One small vanilla, €2, please.”
Customer: “That’s a bit boring; don’t you have chocolate?”
Me: “…Yes. Yes, I do.”
