Why Did This Customer Have To Fall Into Your Lap?
(An elderly male customer walks up to my counter. I am 23 and female.)
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Are you the girl who gave me the lap-dance on my birthday?”
Me: “Um, I am most certainly not.”
Customer: “Do you want to be?”
Me: “Um… No.”
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
