Customer Entitlement Is Unlimited
This is in the earlier days of cell phones where a lot of plans have limited texting. We deal with unbilled usage, so we alert you before it prints and try to save you money.
Caller: “My daughter has sent a lot of texts! My bill is huge!”
I check, and her daughter has sent almost 5,000 texts, which racks up to about $500.
Me: “For $20, I can add unlimited messaging to wipe it all out like it never happened.”
Caller: *Immediately argumentative* “I refuse to pay $20 for something that you can fix for free!”
Me: “Ma’am, I am actually trying to save you money.”
Caller: “You could save me more!”
Me: “Or I could save you nothing at all.”
She complained. She got it escalated. She still had to pay.
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?