The Customer Is Always Night
(I work the front desk at a senior living facility. I am working the evening shift when a resident comes up to me. There are six managers that cover different departments in our building.)
Resident: “Who’s in charge today?”
Me: “[Manager], but she’s gone home for the day.”
Resident: “Who’s here, then?”
Me: “All the managers have left for the day, ma’am.”
Resident: “Left?! Why did they leave?”
Me: “They went home.”
Resident: “Why did they leave so early?”
Me: “It’s 6:30 at night.”