Curler Me Surprised
(I dye my hair different colours a lot. I am out with my mum when I see a girl with hair the colour I want.)
Me: “I want to dye my hair that colour.”
Mum: “What? Curly?”
Me: *sarcastically* “Yes, I want to dye my hair curly. It’s my favourite colour.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?