Curb Your Expectations
(I work in a fast food restaurant that has a drive-thru. I have just finished taking a customer’s order and the middle-aged man pulls up to the window.)
Customer: *mumbling something under breath*
Me: “I’m sorry. What was that?”
Customer: *very angrily, he yells* “Nice place to put a curb!”
Me: “Okay.”
(I shut the window, and left it at that. I am 19 years old and going to college. I didn’t build the 15-year-old building.)