Cuddling An Animal Is A Good Way To Go…

(My friend and I are sitting in a class we hate.)

Friend: “I just want to cry.”

Me: “Mhm.”

Friend: “And scream.”

Me: “Yup.”

Friend: “And go to sleep.”

Me: “And never wake up.”

Friend: *at the same time* “And cuddle an animal.”

Me: “Oh.”

Friend: “We chose two very different paths there.”