Cryogenic Chirpers
(A customer is trying to find something else for her lizard to eat so she doesn’t need to buy live crickets so often.)
Me: “Well, we do have this can of freeze-dried crickets. I don’t know how well your gecko will take to them, but it may be worth a shot?”
Customer: “Okay… So, how do I bring them back to life? Add water?”
Me: “No… they’re dead.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.