Crushed By A Stammer

| Romantic | January 25, 2013

(My crush lives on the other side of the country. I only get to see him once a year when his family’s on vacation in my town. I run into him.)

Me: “Oh, hey! How’s it going?”

Crush: “Oh, hi!”

(This segues into both of us stammering for a while. It takes a full minute for either of us to form a coherent sentence.)

Me: “Uh, well, um, I’d better go pick up the girl I’m babysitting this afternoon.”

Crush: “Yeah, and… um… I’d better go iron my shoes.”

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