Cross Them Off Your Shopping List
(My partner and I have a stall in a vintage clothing collective. On the day in question, I am working the counter when a woman comes in wanting to sell some clothes.)
Customer: “I want to sell these.”
Me: “Okay, let me see what you’ve got.”
(As I am looking over the clothes, which are mostly from chain stores in the past 10 years, she notices I am wearing a vintage pewter cross.)
Customer: “Hey! Why are you wearing that cross?!”
Me: “Um, I like it?”
Customer: “Hah! Just as I thought! You’re a disgrace! Wearing a cross as a piece of jewelry!”
Partner: *coming out of the back room* “Technically, it IS a piece of jewelry! And she has every right to wear it.”
Customer: “Hah! I seriously doubt that! So tell me, are you a Christian?”
Me: “If you’re asking that question, I’m probably not what YOU would consider a Christian.”
Customer: “I thought as much! You take that cross off right now, you little heathen!”
Partner: *becoming very irritated* “Actually, ma’am, we have both attended many churches, including Methodist, Episcopal, and Old Catholic.”
Me: “I’m currently Religious Scientist.”
Customer: “I thought as much! Heathens! You aren’t entitled to wear that cross!”
Me: “I’m as much entitled as you, Ma’am.”
Partner: “So, if you’re not buying anything, please leave the store and stop harassing us.”
Customer: “I’m not buying, I’m selling!”
Partner: “Oh, no, you’re not.”
Me: “You don’t have any REAL vintage, anyway.”
Customer: “Well, I never! You girls don’t know how to run a business! I wouldn’t want to sell to a couple of heathens, anyway!”
(She gathered up her clothes and exited the store in a huff. Thankfully, she never entered our heathen store again.)
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