Cross-Species Really Gets My Goat
(I have pygmy goats which I sometimes walk on a leash at the nearby lake. Little kids often come by wanting to pet the goat, some mistaking it for a sheep. On two different occasions I have had adult women come up and ask what kind of animal I am walking.)
Me: *straight-faced* “This is a dogalope; it is a cross between a dog and an antelope.”
Woman: “I had no idea they could do such a thing!” *walks off shaking her head*
Me: *grinning to myself, also shaking my head that any adult would fall for that*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.