Cross Examination

| Ely, England, UK | Related | June 2, 2012

(My maiden great aunt works for the dean at the cathedral. I am four, my parents and grandparents take me there for a visit. My aunt is showing us around the nave, where I make some youthful observations.)

Me: *looking up at the effigy of the crucifixion* “Why didn’t they use sellotape to hold him up? It would have hurt less!”

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