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Fast Food, Grocery Store, Illinois, USA, Wordplay | Right | May 29, 2011

Customer: “Which is the better of these two cake mix brands?”

Me: “Well, both are on sale. One does contain more trans-fats, though.”

Customer: “Nah, I’ll go with this one. I’d rather use shortening than a stick of butter. Don’t want all of them… uh… transvestites.”


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