Crochet Away
(I come up to the checkout with a few bundles of yarn and a crochet needle.)
Cashier: “Ooh, you crochet?”
Me: “Not really. My mum made a lot of my clothes as a toddler. I thought I’d challenge myself and see how hard it is.”
Cashier: “That’s nice.”
(She scans my items.)
Cashier: “So, my brother’s single, and he’s looking for a boyfriend.”
Me: *not really paying attention* “Is he?”
Cashier: “So…?”
Me: “Card, please.”
Cashier: “No, silly! My brother.”
Me: “What about him?”
Cashier: “Are you interested?”
Me: “Not really. I have a wife and kids.”
Cashier: “You aren’t a very convincing straight man, coming in here and buying your pretty things! I clocked the man-obsession the second you walked in.”
(I start walking to the exit.)
Cashier: *practically screaming* “Wait, don’t you want your things?”
Me: “I’ll look elsewhere, thanks.”
Cashier: “COME BACK ANYTIME! AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU COME OUT. MY BROTHER WILL STILL BE SINGLE!”
(I looked elsewhere, and in the end managed to make a decent looking beanie. My wife immediately stole it. I didn’t even get the chance to try it on.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.