Crimes Of (Extremely Long) Premeditation
Me: “That’ll be $23.44, ma’am.”
Customer: *stares off into space*
Me: “…Ma’am?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “How would you like to pay for this?”
Customer: “Oh, right, I guess I have to give you money…”
Me: “I’d appreciate it.”
Customer: “…or, I could always steal it.”
(At first, I think she’s kidding; but, after a long pause, I realize she is actually contemplating this.)
Me: “I’d go with the former, ma’am.”
This story is part of our Super-Dumb-Criminals roundup!
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