Cretins Probably Taste Terrible
(My mother and I are having a salad. We’re chatting, happily munching, and she glances around the kitchen. She suddenly exclaims…)
Mom: “Cretins! We ought to have some cretins!”
Me: “Wait… What?!”
(She pulled down a box of CROUTONS from the top of the fridge. This isn’t the weirdest thing she’s mispronounced jokingly, but boy was it unexpected! They were really good cretins.)
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