Creepy Coworker Can’t Cope With Cute Couple

(I have just gotten into work and left my jacket in the back. My coworker comes up to me.)

Coworker: “There’s two women in the store, and they’ve been seen kissing!“

Me: “So?”

Coworker: “They’re, like, you know, lesbians!”

(She’s practically vibrating on the spot.)

Me: “Okay?”

Coworker: “I’m going to take pictures!” *runs away*

(For the rest of her shift, she was seen running around the shop floor with her phone in hand. Unbeknownst to her, though, I bumped into the couple shortly after coming out onto the floor myself, and warned them about their overzealous stalker. They swiftly left.)