Crazy Stupid Love

(I am getting ready to leave to get my hair cut so my hair has no product in it. As a result it is completely frizzy and untamed. I go and show my husband.)

Me: “Hey, sweetie, how do you like my hair it its natural state?”

Husband: “You still look beautiful to me.”

Me: “Thanks. You know what I love about you? You think I am beautiful no matter what I look like.”

Husband: “You know what I love about you? You are too stupid to realize you are beautiful.”

Me: “Thanks… Wait. What?”

Husband: “King of the backhanded compliments.  You’re welcome.”