Crazy Just Got To Another Level

(I am handling a sales order with a customer. An older lady taps me on the shoulder.)

Customer: “I can’t find your elevator anywhere!”

Me: “It’s a one story building. I am afraid we don’t have one.”

Customer: “That’s horrible! My knees are so bad! I just can’t handle the stairs!”

Me: “We… don’t have stairs.”

(As I am replying, she has turned and walked away. About a week later, I get a call…)

State Employee: “I am calling to investigate a complaint we received that your store is violating ADA. Is it true you don’t have an elevator?”

Me: “Yes. I don’t have a second floor or stairs either.”

State Employee: “So, I just file this under ‘crazy’… gotcha.”