Crazy By Default

(I stopped in at an office supply store early one morning before work. I approach the checkout; I am one of the only customers there.)

Cashier: “Good morning! How are you this morning?”

Me: “Pretty good. You?”

Cashier: “Pretty crazy today, but otherwise okay.”

Me: “Crazy? It’s only 8:20 in the morning!”

Cashier: “True, but I’ve been crazy since I was born. I’m used to it.”