Crappy Parenting
Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Pregnancy, Retail, Stupid, USA, Wordplay | Right
| November 13, 2023
Customer: “Do you have supplements or vitamins that would be good for a three-month-old feces?”
Me: *Blinks* “I’m sorry, could you repeat that?”
She repeats it. Yup, I heard her correctly.
Me: “Ma’am, did you mean ‘fetus’?”
Customer: “What’s a fetus?”
Me: “Are you asking for supplements or vitamins for pregnant women?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “This way, ma’am. Also, the baby in the womb is called a fetus.”
Customer: “That’s what I said.”
Me: “No, ma’am, you said ‘feces’.”
Customer: “Oh, potatoes, pot-ah-toes.”
Me: “They’re really not.”
Customer: “Why? What’s feces?”
I politely explain.
Customer: “Ah, so one comes out the front, and one comes out the back. Potatoes, pot-ah-toes!”
That poor child.
