Crafting Dirty Thoughts

(I am at my house and my boyfriend is at his. I finally convince him to play Minecraft with me.)

Boyfriend: “You know, I will play with you on one condition.” *I think he is going to suggest something lewd, but he decides against it* “A SHRUBBERY!”

Me: “”Ha ha. Okay, I’ll do that.”

(About an hour later after I set up a house for us, I go into where his bed is and put a tree sapling in a pot.)

Me:“Hey, come here. I got you what you wanted!”

Boyfriend: *after seeing his shrub* “D***, if I knew you were actually going to do whatever I said I would have said my first thought!”