Cracked The Geek Code

(We are at the dinner table and my little brother is messing around with his food.)

Father: “You’re such a dork, [Little Brother]. I had two other children just so all my dorkiness went to them and not you.”

(He turns to me and makes a weird face.)

Me: “Yes, Dad?”

Father: “You’re a dork. Start coding in Java. Become a geek. Geeks get paid.”