Crack A Smile

, , | Right | July 15, 2020

I’m standing at the front of the house, ready to greet customers when they come in the door because that’s my job. A customer walks in and comes up to me. And I speak with a friendly, business-appropriate smile.

Me: “Hi there! How are you doing?”

The customer pulls the corners of his mouth with his fingers and fakes a whacky smile.

Customer: “Oh, ‘Hi there,’ is it? What are we on Ritalin today?”

I had no idea what I was supposed to respond to that with.

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