Coworkers Can Be Such A Gas

(Note: At our outdoor supply store, we have CO2 for paintball guns. The front of the shop is a big glass cube so customers can watch us work.)

Coworker: “Man, it’s hot.”

Me: “Yeah, what ya gonna do?”

Coworker: “This!”

(Suddenly, my coworker grabs the hose for the CO2 tank and shoves it in his pants. He then squeezes the trigger and shoots freezing CO2 on his crotch.)

Coworker: “D***, that’s cold!”

(I look out to see a group of customers staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed through the window. Seeing this, the manager walks in.)

Manager: “Can’t you wait until we close?!”