Courting With Some Silliness

(I was just in Teen Court, which is a very serious organization that handles actual juvenile misdemeanor offenses. It’s just after a trial, and I am talking to the judge.)

Judge: “Hey, guys, you need to stay here. We don’t want to all walk out at the same time and weird out the respondent.”

(After a few minutes, the respondent has left. So then, our very serious and professional judge says this.)

Judge: “All right, everyone. Looks like he left. So if you guys want to make like a fetus and head out, be my guest.”