The Court Of Love Deems This Dream Guilty
(My boyfriend’s leg is digging into my thigh while he’s sleeping.)
Me: “[Boyfriend], move your leg.” *push*
Boyfriend: *mumbles while moving* “[Mumbles something] …your girlfriend.”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: *rolls over* “Anything you say will be used against you in the court of love!”
(I busted out laughing. He had no recollection the next day, but he laughed, too, when I told him.)