Counting Deductible Sheep

| Romantic | March 20, 2013

(My fiancé is a tax accountant. As it’s currently tax season, he’s been working crazy hours. We are in bed. He is sleeping, but I cannot. If he holds me, I go right to sleep.)

Me: “Honey, please hold me.”

(He grumbles unintelligibly.)

Me: “What?”

(He rolls over, and speaks quite loudly and clearly.)

Fiancé: “Honey, I do not want to figure out whether this is deductible or non-deductible right now.”

(He rolls back over, still asleep. I crack up laughing. I never did get him to hold me.)

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