Couldn’t Resist The Popportunity

(I’m currently in a long distance relationship so we use skype often to talk. We start a chat after I grab a ring pop.)

Boyfriend: “A ring pop?”

Me: “Yup!” *starts sucking on it*

Boyfriend: “Oh, keep doing that.”

(I bite down as hard possible.)

Boyfriend: *cringes* “I don’t want to talk to you anymore.”