Could You Please Turn Down The Thermodynamics?

, , , | Right | August 12, 2019

(A woman enters the shop and proceeds to browse whilst talking nonstop, and at great length, about whatever enters her head for about forty minutes.)

Woman: “Gosh, it’s so hot in here!”

Me: “Well, I’m sorry about that. We don’t actually have the heating on, or I would turn it down.”

Woman: “It’s all these lights! Look at all these light bulbs. It’s ridiculous! Why don’t they just make light bulbs that don’t give off any heat?”

Me: “Physics?”

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