Could Swear She’s From Boston

(I am English, and my girlfriend is a (New York) American At this point we are talking over Skype about arguments, as I am very patient and don’t get angry.)

Girlfriend: “How will I know if I piss you off?”

Me: “Well, we’re really open with each other, so I’m sure I’d talk it through with you.”

Girlfriend: “You’ll know when you piss me off.”

Me: “I’m aware. You let me know.” *laughs*

Girlfriend: “Yeah, one day you’ll walk into the bathroom and find the tub and sink full of water, and all of your dumb tea bags in them and the toilet.”

Me: *laughing* “Really?”

Girlfriend: “Yep. Tea Party time, b****!”