Could Do It With My Eyes Closed

(My girlfriend and I often talk to each other late at night via IM. She usually does so while lying in her bed, which unfortunately has resulted in her falling asleep without saying goodnight on more than one occasion.)

Me: “So, should I threaten to break up with you if you fall asleep again?”

Girlfriend: “No! That wouldn’t be nice! I might accidentally fall asleep!”

Me: “Wait, are you saying you’ve been falling asleep on purpose?”