Coughing Up The Truth

| Working | December 19, 2013

(A representative at the mall is taking customer surveys.)

Representative: “Hi there! Do you mind if I ask you some questions about cough suppressants?”

Me: “Not at all.”

(We go through the relatively quick survey.)

Representative: “Thank you for your responses. Would you like a sample of our product?”

Me: “No, thanks.”

Representative: “It won’t cost you anything.”

Me: “I don’t have a cough right now.”

Representative: “That’s okay!”

Me: “I am not in the habit of taking medication for something I don’t have.”

Representative: “It’s really like a piece of candy!”

Me: “Then why are you promoting it as a cough suppressant?”

Representative: “Uh…”

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