Hands On Customers Are The Worst

(I work at a stand in the food court of a mall. We make cotton candy, and I usually have one out for display with a sign that says, “Please do not touch”. Children are usually pretty good about it, but adults are a different story. A customer reaches out and grabs the cotton candy.)

Female Customer: “Ooh, is this real cotton candy?”

Me: “Yes, it is. And now that you’ve touched it, you have to take it.”

Female Customer: “I don’t want that one; I put my hands all over it!”