Cortana Is Acting Very Siri

| Working | January 27, 2016

(Two of my colleagues were comparing smartphones in the break room.)

Dan: “Hi, Cortana!”

Bruce: “That’s a bit effeminate isn’t it? ‘Hi, Cortana?’”

Dan: “…Text Bruce and tell him he’s a prick.”

Me: “Wait, does that actually interpret it and put it in second person?”

Bruce: *reads the text* “Nope. Just ‘he’s a prick.’ Okay, let me try. Siri, text Dan and tell him he’s a prick.”

(There’s a pause.)

Bruce: “NO, NOT DARREN!” *his boss’s name! Luckily he cancelled in time!*

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