Corny Jokes Can Go The Long-Distance

| Romantic | May 16, 2013

(I am on a Skype call with my long distance boyfriend. We haven’t talked for a bit, and I eventually hear deep breathing on the other end.)

Me: “Are you falling asleep?”

Boyfriend: “Hm? No, I was just listening to music. I went into Zen mode.”

Me: “Oh, sorry for breaking you out of it!”

Boyfriend: “It’s alright! You can break me out of anything. Especially prison… if I ever get caught.”

Me: “What for?”

Boyfriend: “For stealing your heart!”

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