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Cooking On Autopilot

| Working | May 20, 2015

(I work for a call center for a hospital. I have to answer with the same greeting every time I hear a ‘beep’ in my headset letting me know a call is about to be connected. I am sitting in the break room, reading and not paying attention to my surroundings. My manager walks in and puts something in the microwave. The microwave dings.)

Me: “[Major Hospital], [My Name] speaking. How may I help you?”

Manager: *looks at me like I just sprouted a second head before bursting out laughing*