Cookies Are The Devil
(In the sandwich shop where I work, we have a daily special for a different six-inch sub each day. If you order two specials, the total, including tax, will always come out to $6.66. On this day, two elderly ladies come in wearing nun’s wimples and veils.)
Nun #1: “Hello, dear. I’d like a six-inch [special], please.”
Nun #2: “Oh, that sounds good! I’ll have the same.”
(I make the sandwiches and go to the register to ring them up.)
Me: “Okay, your total comes to $6.66.”
Nun #1: “Well, I’d say that’s the Lord’s way of telling us to get dessert! We’ll take two cookies, please!”
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