Cooked Just Like Grandma Used To

(Coworker and I are chatting about what we did the previous weekend:)

Coworker: “…and then we went over to my grandma’s house.”

(The phone rings.)

Coworker: “Oh, just a sec.” *answering phone* “Welcome to my grandma’s house…”

(My coworker’s face immediately turns bright red. She quickly hands me the phone, runs out back into the kitchen, and bursts out laughing.)

Me: *to the customer on the phone* “Sorry about that. Welcome to [Restaurant]. How may I help you?”