Conversations Of An Adult Nature

(I am texting my husband.)

Me: “You know if you brought me a [Energy Drink] when you come to pick the baby up, I’d probably blow you again.”

Husband: “If you pay the car payment, I’d probably clean the house up.”

Me: “Are you trying to bribe me to do my adult responsibilities by saying you’ll do your adult responsibilities?”

Husband: “Probably…”