Conversational Weirdness Is Spiraling Upward
Grocery Store | Right
| July 18, 2016
(A customer is being served by a coworker at the deli at the grocery store where I work. My customer notices their transaction.)
Customer: “What was that ham that you sliced the other customer?”
Me: “That was the spiral ham.”
Customer: “Oooh, I usually associate the word “spiral” with a staircase… Can you imagine if you were sliding down a staircase banister and suddenly it turned into a straight razor?”
Me & Coworker: *exchange shocked looks*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
