Conversation Will Just Go South From Here
(My friend, her brother, and I are having a discussion about South Africa. He wants to spend the summer there. My friend and I argue that it’s going to be cold. The argument escalates rapidly.)
Me: “It’s winter there.”
Brother: “It’s in Africa. It can’t be that cold.”
Me: “There are mountains. It snows…”
Brother: “Come on, it’s South AFRICA.”
Me: “There are penguins!”
Brother: “Yes, but they are WARM PENGUINS!”
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