The Conversation Was Already Dead

, , , | Working | September 20, 2017

(It is the end of a very long day; I’m already running on fumes, as I have just come back from volunteering. My best friend and I are walking around the mall, trying to kill some time, when a kiosk attendant for hair care products tries to stop me. Note: I’m wearing scrubs, due to where I have been volunteering.)

Attendant: “Hi!” *sees my scrubs* “Oh, are you a nurse?”

Me: *panicking, since I have to give an answer that isn’t just “no, thanks”* “No, I, uh, I embalm dead people.”

(I quickly walked away. And yes, I do!)

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