This Dog Has Gone To The Dogs

(Our dog blatantly misbehaves and appears to immediately regret it when we try to correct him. For example, he’ll jump up on someone and the second we start to correct him, he hits the ground and does every submission signal dogs know. He’s causing chaos in the kitchen while my dad’s trying to cook. I hear the dog slam to the ground again.)

Dad: “I have no advice for you except to stop.”