Constipation Comprehension Requires Contemplation

| VA, USA | Related | August 30, 2012

(I am a pre-teen voracious reader, and have a huge vocabulary. However, don’t always understand common phrases, or I break them down to get an incorrect meaning. She is on the phone with a friend describing someone she knows.)

Mom: *on phone to friend* “She’s just so anal retentive!”

Me: *to my mom* “She’s… constipated?”

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